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cute intimacy

am gasit un site colectie de gravura si desen cu tema erotica/altporn, tonic si reconfortant de privit cum intimitatea poate fi fun pentru unii

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obsessive compulsive

Art again, am mai gasit un baiat foarte foarte placut de urmarit va invit la el pe site pentru mai multe exemple si va las sa trageti concluzia de unii singuri a mea e clara S.I.C.K.

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The Ultimate Top 25 Chuck Norris “The Programmer” Jokes

1. When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
2. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
4. Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
5. Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
7. Chuck Norris’s first program was kill -9.
8. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
9. All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
10. MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Chuck’s (he just lets you use it).
11. Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.
12. Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
13. The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
14. Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
15. Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations…ever.
16. Chuck Norris doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.
17. “It works on my machine” always holds true for Chuck Norris.
18. Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
19. Chuck Norris doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
20. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
21. Chuck Norris’s beard can type 140 wpm.
22. Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
23. Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
24. Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
25. When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message “Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?”.

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inapoi la lume…

In postul asta promit sa adun diverse crampeie de text din citirea internetului sau discutiile cu prieteni care scoase din context au complet alta insemnatate.

-“Can i speak to mister Dior please?”

-te ashtept cu draga inima

-de fiecare data cand am apuca/ma gandesc cum te simt… si cum ma simti

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-I wish, oh I wish…
-I want to do everything that i love (especially you)
-You are my kind of beautifull
-One day i will make it all up to you
-“Inlocuiti frica de necunoscut prin curiozitate “
-we did it when we were young
-…si sa cacat pe tricoul meu…
-ce se intampla ..dupa ce stingi lumina in chiuveta?
-to much time spent on nothing
-“..cat de batrana-i nemurirea..”
-I’ve touched my dreams, but still I bleed.
-NOW it’s the right time.
-if you can imagine it you can achieve it, if you cand dream it you can become it- wiliam arthur ward
-if all the creatures ould be what they are now they’ll be no more.

GOTCHAAA!!

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landscaping went good

Landscaping din colectia Amir Schlezinger

no comment… dar nu ma pot abtine sa nu zic wow

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here come the transformes

need a extension to your hand? a pen like feel?

si ce daca.. inca nu exista dar daca totusi nu se poate fara.. elecom a inventat un device care ar trebui sa tina loc pana se descoera conceptul cel bun de pointer apple? lebedeiev?

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M-SN1ULSV2 (Matte silver)

M-SN1ULBK (Black)