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Archive for June, 2007

i’m off

4.0o… boc boc boc … wakup e 4.00…zzzzzzz

4.14 briiinnngggggg dup dup.. zzzzzzz

4.24 bring bringggg dup dup…zzzzz

4.44 boc boc bov boc…briiinnnggggg dup dup…wakup e 4.15… aaaaaAAAAGH

damn..

scurta’i nuaptea

off ca perdem trenu’

de ris

no comment ca am gura pin la urechi

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have your Business Card work for you

You’ve had 1,000 of the finest, most eye-catching business cards printed. Now, what do you do with them? Networking with business cards is one of the most cost effective means of marketing your business–and yourself.

Don’t leave them sitting in the box, they do you no good there. Get them into the hands of your prospects! If you think of your business card as a mini-billboard for your company, you’ll realize that you need people to see it in order for it to be effective. Here are a few ideas to get you started…

1. Keep them in your pocket, purse, briefcase, and wallet, on your desk, and at the reception area of your office

Leave some in your car. Always have them on hand so you can introduce yourself to new people when the moment is right. They should be a necessary part of your routine before you leaving home every day. When checking for your wallet and keys, check for a stack of business cards too. Keep replenishing your supply.

2. Store your cards in a nice holder so they don’t get bent

Keeping your business cards in a stylish case makes a better presentation when you give your cards out. Likewise, treat others’ cards well when you accept them. For example, spend a few moments reading the card closely before you put it away. You won’t impress the person by mishandling their business card. If your contact information should change, have new cards printed immediately. Writing in your new email address or phone number leaves a bad impression.

3. Place business cards on bulletin boards at local restaurants, supermarkets, libraries, and your children’s schools

At your place of business, have a bulletin board where others can post their cards in return for passing out your cards to others. If you see a fishbowl offering a drawing for a prize, throw your business card in. Somebody important might see it and contact you.

4. Include business cards with all of your correspondence, including bills you pay

You never know who might open the mail that day. If Realtors can sell houses this way, why can’t you generate business the same way? If you ship products, for example, include a card with every package. Send business cards with all thank you notes and letters you send out. Include your contact information in your email signature as well. It serves as an electronic business card.

5. Use them as scrap paper when you need to jot down a note

Instead of a napkin, use the back of your business card to write in your cell phone number. “This is my direct line,” you might say, making the prospect feel important and giving him or her a reason to keep your card.

6. Give people a reason to hold on to your card

Print something unique on the back of it–a calendar, a list of your services, important measurements, or anything relevant to your industry. You could also print a coupon on it, and ask them to return the card with their order, so again they have a reason to keep your card.

7. As a business owner or manager, have business cards printed for all staff members, right down to the lowest ranking person

The novelty of the cards for those who usually don’t have them will entice employees to hand them out. At the same time, you’ll make them feel appreciated. Your employees are part of your network, so use their networks to generate business for your company.

8. Use your business cards to introduce yourself to prospects you meet at networking functions, in the park or at your children’s soccer games

However, don’t be pushy. Make sure the time is appropriate. One way to do this is to ask for the other person’s card. He or she will likely ask you for your card in return. Another idea is to hand out two or three cards at a time–one for the person you meet, and extras for him or her to hand out to referrals. (Offering to do the same would be the polite thing to do here.) When you go to the doctor or dentist, present your card to the receptionist to announce your presence.

Leaving your business cards to sit in a box or a drawer collecting dust defeats the purpose of having them. They are inexpensive enough to print by the thousands, so hand them out liberally. It’s a cost-effective way to market yourself and your business. Think of the many other ways to empty that box so you need to print more cards. Be creative and you will soon have more business than you can handle!

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eu … atehnicu… criticu…nepasatoru in ale mecanicii si masinilor in general eu care eram anti pompe, chiuloase, injectie… sa dus dracului toata teoria

ma mushcat crx-u de funt.. in asa maniera ca in 2 zile am devenit EXPERT in KPM, PSU, SI samd… samor-io dak nu da ce tare ma mushcat si colac peste pupaza am si 2 prieteni buni innebunitzi de mashina si pe sistemul … “aaaaa staicatz zic io ba” ca sa-mi faca capu mai patrat.. of…acu fa pe dracu in 4 afla cilindree stai cu 20.000 de documente deschise vezi ce dracu inseamna 16 valve in motor cu 4V .. complicat nene .. si de la ce? ca am vazut un civic ca alaaaa.. “cind ma fac mare asa masina imi iau tata..” si tata .. da, da cu cu numere de austria ai satzi iei .. nah ca il fac eu cit sa nu il mai recunoasca nici mama lui honda care la facut .. eh trecem si peste asta  sa va dau si voua sa vedetzi despre ce este vorba da?

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uite researchuiam netul pentru geva lantzuri hoteliere.. si fix peste ce am dat … nishte proprietari de hotel din danemark s-au gandit ei bine si au dat drumu la 21 de artishti pe la ei prin hotel sa illumineze atmosfera .. ce a iesit?

“Each room is an individual piece of art. From whacky comical styles to strict graphic design. From fantastic street art and Japanese Manga to simply spaced out fantasies. You will find flowers, fairytales, friendly monsters, dreaming creatures, secrets vaults and… ”

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pentru “prieteni”

un ditai site-ul plin de multumiri, bucurie si voie buna

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Un set de reguli elementare de comportament in cuplu

trust us it’s true

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the “other one ”

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…really.

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.